j lo's ode to dr seuss

Rather than fighting the crowds in Times Square, our family opted for a comfortable evening at home watching the festivities on TV. I was happy with that decision until I saw this:



In high definition.

While I admire her courage, my first thought was she looked like a Dr Seuss character. A discussion on this matter with my 14 year, Bo, brought forth the following prose. Enjoy.

Could you wear it in the cold?
Would you wear it when you're old?
I could not. Should not. Would not be that bold.

Would you wear it on TV?
Where everyone could see?
O Jenny from the Block, how could you do that to me?